Coffee Pooping Weasel - a business model
Imagine my astonishment the other day when my boss mentioned to me a certain phenomena. Watching a usually serious man proclaiming and postulating with much brevity on the existence of an accepted consumable that has been passed for lack of a better word through the digestive tract of a rodent like creature prior to its intended final usage. This process also known to laymen as simply being shit out by a weasel naturally increases the value of the product in question. This particular product is the coffee bean. Once a bean has been through the flavor enhancement caused by contacting the colon wall of a small animal, a premium can be charged for it well in excess of what could be expected from a non processed bean.
Prior to this conversation-
If you had asked me if I knew stuff about finance, I would have said yes. I also may have implied that a truly wise man realizes he knows nothing, as even I myself have shortcomings which I may or may not be regularly cognizant of.
After this conversation-
I would lean towards my original caveat that I truly know nothing. Apparently a business idea which is flourishing and lively in the modern world was still unbeknownst to me on such a level where I wouldn't have thought it was feasible even for a moment. This would have still been my opinion after slight scrutiny. It still is. I am in essence now a firm denier of reality.
For some people the graphical representation of this enterprise might be more valuable. So I present to those image cognitive persons the process flow as given below:
Now at this point it would be prudent to note that simply by covering this I feel like I have lost some journalistic integrity. Artistic licence was not used in planning for this article. This is a cold hard facet of reality that you, reader, and I, author, will need to accept in order to move forward with our daily lives. Now repeat after me-